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I Have Found My Soulmate And She Works At The Wieners Circle

Her: "You maple syrup suckin, over-friendly, beedy eyed little fuckers. Your whole long john wearing country wearing (couldn't understand that line), moutie ball sack"

Me:

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There's that line in "Wedding Crashers" where Owen Wilson is helping Rachel McAdams with her toast and tells her to say "true love is your soul's recognition of its counterpoint in another". I never knew that was possible until this moment. I've been looking in all the wrong places. This woman understands me. She HATES the Oilers? Who the fuck is Ed Monton? Some dude with a tiny ass dick. Beady-eyed fuck? Can't be my team

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I love this woman. I'd say I have to meet her, but our souls have been connected for forever. Fuck Ed Monton